This is Indy. Greetings from Canada!! I hope this finds you and yours well.
Thank you ever so kindly for the chuckle!!! Excellent work here!! If Carolyn ever finds how these aren't keeping their eyes on what they're supposed to be doing, she'll kick their respective bippies from London to Land's End and back with added extra feature of no pay for a month.
Limerik is one of my favourites with Helsinki and St. Petersburg!
"MARTIN: Err, ladies and gentlemen, I do…I do profoundly apologize for my first officer and his badly misjudged attempt at humour. I do hope you weren't distressed by his outburst. And, and let me just say, in his defence, that up here in the flight deck it is unbelievably bor-ring!